I am not going to write about seeing Caroline, or Change again with MAK. I am not going to write again about the honesty of its furious power, about the depths of rage and agony lurking just below the surface of two innocuous Louisiana families united by a washing machine, a clothes dryer, a bleach cup, and the omnipresent moon. I especially will not write about seeing Tim Robbins during intermission while eating a sinfully enormous double-fudge brownie with the mass of a moist cinder block.

Instead, I have a question.

What mobile phone company do you use, and do you like it?

I am going to change providers because I am unhappy with my service, but the problem is that I don’t know anyone who loves their mobile phone company. In fact, just about everyone I know hates their service and cannot wait for their contract to end so they can switch.

One would think that a truly reliable and inexpensive provider could sweep in and dominate the market in an instant, but instead, as always, we are held hostage by a pantheon of squabbling bunglers.

So . . . anyone have a recommendation? A horror story? Let it all out in the comments area below.