05.29.2005
Fog
Things are happening, I’ll have you know. I’d tell you what these things are, but I’d have to kill you. Actually, I’d tell you what these things are, but I don’t remember. It’s been a long week. I think scientists around the globe—when they aren’t busy making up facts out of thin air about global warming and peak oil production to vex greedy Republicans—will testify to the fact that this past week lasted seventy-six days. You can’t argue with them; it’s science. It’s reality-based, man.
Here’s what I remember:
1) Someone left two cookie jars in my front hall.
2) These were, unfortunately, devoid of cookies.
3) Goblin pooped and had her nails done.
4) (Not at the same time.)
5) Rob came home from wherever he was and made one too many puns.
6) I had a torrid affair with a stack of index cards.
See, my life is interesting. Next week, maybe I will have more wacky hijinks with the laundry.
posted by
David at 12:41 AM
If you told me what the things were and then killed me, then most (though not all) of my problems would be solved.
Who would have left you not one, but two, cookie jars? That's just bizarre!!!
posted by:
Hanuman on 05.29.2005 at 11:11 AM
Frankly me dear, I am exhauseted simply reading about it. I have had to lie down and get the nice young waiter to bring me a cocktail.
posted by: campbell on 05.31.2005 at 7:11 AM
And that cocktail will be my third this morning - hence the spelling.
posted by: campbell on 05.31.2005 at 7:22 AM
Faustus: I hope I'm half as cheerful when MY book comes out.
Hanuman: Whoever it was also left me a stack of dishes.
Campbell: Where is MY nice young waiter when I need him? If nothing else, I need an excuse for my poor spelling.
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