Locker room update: I entered the steam room the other day to discover a relatively attractive man shaving his body. Everyone else was ignoring him, but I was fascinated because he was using only his sweat as shaving cream and it looked like he was going to slice his nipple off. And he kept going over and over the same areas. I suppose you could do anything in the steam room and no one would say anything. You could get away with murder in the steam room.
OK, something good is possibly happening, but I can’t tell you what it is. There’s, like, a five percent chance it will happen, and even if it does happen, I don’t know how good it would ultimately be. Maybe it would just make my life that much more complicated. I’ve done a good enough job lately of pretending that things that are very complicated are like a walk in the park, but all of the complications have just hit my face like a pie. But anyway, given my rate of updating lately, you can be assured that if something good does happen, you will be the last to know.
