"Goblin River"

(With apologies to Johnny Mercer and Henry Mancini. And, I suppose, to Audrey Hepburn, although she's never looked lovelier.)

goblinriver.jpg

Sweet Goblin, constant little friend
Try to apprehend
That squirrel
Your ears perking, your tongue working
Stealing kisses and chickens
You fabulous girl

Two walkers, circling the land
We’re walking paw-in-hand
Carefree
And as all the seasons go ’round
I’m so glad I found
My huckleberry hound, Goblin Foo
And me

(Lyrics by me and Rob!)

Update: Do I hear another call for Goblin Songs? Submit!

Comments

I'd be glad to assist, but I am much too busy rewriting songs in praise of our dogs (yes, you're not the only one with that special brand of insanity/love). :)

Wow.

Jess: Submit!

Jwer: I know I'm impressive!!

Sung to the tune of "I Put a Spell on You."
Preferably the Nina Simone version. I picture Goblin
singing this with spinny Sher Khan eyes. Insomnia is
a terrible thing to waste.

I’m a spell named Foo,
And now you’re mine!
(doot-doot doo-doot doo-oo-ooo)
You gotta love the Goblin Foo,
I ain’t lyin’.
Lawd, I ain’t lyin’!

You know I can’t stand squirrels
All runnin’ around.
You know better, Daddy!
I can’t stand ‘em,
Gonna put ‘em down.
(yeah, yeah)
I’m a spell named Foo,
And they’ll be mine!
(all mine)

You gotta love me, love me, love me, love me anyhow!
Don’t you dare try to resist me,
‘Cause you’re mine right now.

You hear me?
I’m a spell named Foo!
And now (doo-bop-um-wop-um-ooo) YOU’RE MIIINE!!!!!

Oh, that was too sweet. If I can carve out some time I will try my hand at this again, though I'm not sure I can match the brilliance of my previous masterpiece.

Uu9ORM rhjfuhdfmhxn, [url=http://easieljkrjcj.com/]easieljkrjcj[/url], [link=http://lcqrgqoefkbp.com/]lcqrgqoefkbp[/link], http://jzddvivsevjv.com/

cialis :DDD prednisone ihy metoprolol czz auto insurance quotes =-OOO

valium 8-DD buy phentermine 1435 prednisone welz carisoprodol 8-PP

carisoprodol %PP online xanax 68743 accutane >:-DDD auto insurance 176

florida homeowners insurance abmeq health insurance :) life insurance oqh health insurance providers rnbtr car insurance quotes stdw

buy acomplia >:-[[ best buy generic viagra 96647 cheap prices on cialis :OOO

Your website is very great. I liked your website a lot. Thank you.

online auto insurance quotes zwdz buy auto insurance online uxi health insurance quotes 402514 cheap insurance 221858 home owners insurance florida 8)

cheap health insurance ufw affordable health insurance biw car insurance online 24727 cheap auto insurance 6160 cheap health insurance phrkk

health insurance 19270 cheapest car insurance 596016 home insurance qrgx affordable car insurance 19844 california homeowners insurance 030

biYjF2 jhpxhcomfvoy, [url=http://gavajkkkhzqm.com/]gavajkkkhzqm[/url], [link=http://dsgzuddivjqd.com/]dsgzuddivjqd[/link], http://tixsqxpmnzlx.com/

upsidedownhippo.com is great! Dollar Payday Loans Small Short Comfortable Loans If one terms dollar payday loans as short and comfortable loans it wont be incorrect

comment5, Acomplia, Diazepam, Zithromax, Tramadol, Phentermine, Valium, Zimulti,

comment6, Reductil, Accutane, Xanax, Diazepam, Cialis, Cytotec, Tetracycline, Adipex-P,

comment1, Prozac, Accutane, Levitra, Tamiflu, Nolvadex, Viagra, Accutane, Zimulti,

comment3, Accutane, Xanax, Levitra, Buspar, Rimonabant, Retin-A, Adipex-P,

comment1, tetracycline structure, propecia, Propranolol, Lexapro, Nolvadex, propranolol, ultram use,

comment2, Xanax, Zolpidem, Tramadol, Cialis, Reductil, Xanax, Meridia,

comment4, Xanax, Levitra, Levitra, Propranolol, Phentermine, Viagra, Acomplia, Metformin, Meridia,

comment3, Acomplia, Tetracycline, Cymbalta, Phentermine, Adipex-P, Cialis,

<-- Back to Main Page

Post a Comment









Remember personal info?