10.13.2008
Where You Can Sit Down
I am working like a demon today (a particularly industrious demon), trying to get caught up on a bunch of things, but I just had to take a break and reminisce about an experience meaningful in my life.
Remember that time on “Laverne and Shirley” when Laverne accidentally ended up on death row and was about to get sent to the electric chair? And she was really scared but it turned out that all of the women in the adjacent cells just happened to be gospel singers and performed a catchy tune with the theme that, yes, she was about to die, but at least all of her troubles would be over? I think she was proven innocent at the last minute in a scene that could only have happened on “Laverne and Shirley,” and everyone was happy in the end except for Shirley, who had walked off the set in a contract dispute.
So anyway, yeah, I sort of hope it goes like that.
In other news, AAPL is up like a spaceship and the real spaceship isn’t here yet.
posted by
David at 4:10 PM
The watchful and reporting like mad from Cape Town to Adelaide. Wierd cloud formations, power outages and the like. Lots of folks with painful necks from too much sky peering. Waiting for the visitors from the Federation of Light.
I'm a-scared
And my tri-corder aint workin' at all. Cheapo discount Chinese batteries.
posted by: Jeffrey on 10.13.2008 at 6:11 PM
Wait, you hope what goes like that?
Well Mr. Spacemen, what happened? I had my bags all packed. I'm sure our blog host is devistated too.
posted by: Jeffrey on 10.14.2008 at 8:09 PM
The spaceship was here. You missed it. It landed on Unaka Mountain on the North Carolina/Tennessee border. Of course, a local man, without telling his wife, had just named his baby daughter Sarah McCain Palin Ciptik. Aliens, expecting intelligent life, could not be expected to stay around long after learning that news.
Maybe in 2012 they will try again.
B.
posted by: B. on 10.15.2008 at 10:44 AM
They were at my house; they used all the TP and ate all the damn beans, and now all my linens are dirty, and they didn't even have the manners to thank me for my hospitality.
Asshole aliens.
posted by:
goblinbox on 10.17.2008 at 10:07 PM
Jeffrey: I'm not sure a tricorder would have done any good anyway, but if it's any consolation, iPhone batteries don't last much longer.
Faustus: Events That Have Transpired.
Jeffrey again: The Events That Have Transpired would have been nice to escape via warp drive to a distant galaxy, yes.
B: When you refer to trying again in 2012, I hope you are referring to the aliens and not Mr. and Mrs. Ciptik.
Goblinbox: My mother's cousin once came to stay with us. She used all of the TP in one day and then went out to buy some more. For herself. She wouldn't let anyone else use any. I think that was the last time I ever saw her.
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