10.19.2008
What Do Pants Got to Do Got to Do with It?
Yesterday at work, a creepy guy came in and asked one of my employees if he might leave his bag behind the counter while he went into the bathroom to change his clothes. She said sure.
A few minutes later, he returned to claim his bag. He had not changed his clothes per se, but he had removed his actual pants. “Are you open tomorrow?” he asked, casually standing around in his tighty whities.
“Um, uh huh,” said my employeee.
“OK!” he said brightly and headed out into the brisk afternoon.
I find this disappointing because there were several other men on the premises whom I would have preferred remove their pants, but we are rarely so lucky as we would like to be.
posted by
David at 10:57 PM
If I did that where I live, rednecks waving guns would come a-whoopin' thru the streets in pickups with lots of chrome and really big tires and they'd use me for target practice. I just tried to console myself with the fact that my slacks are wool, they were expensive, and the creases are perfectly pressed. Still, they are but pants and I am consigned to wear these symbols of my stifled free expression. Life is so unfair. Except perhaps in the wacky city of Baltimore where apparently pants are optional, ya lucky bastage.
posted by:
Schaef on 10.20.2008 at 12:52 PM
Would it help if I said I was sorry?
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jwer on 10.22.2008 at 9:31 PM
No fair. You have all the fun.
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