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11.10.2008

Hey Your Glass is Empty. It's a Hell of a Long Way Home.

Self-censorship! I am not going to write about what I want to write about because it is too frustrating. If you have been listening to me rant and rave for the past few weeks or months, you know what it is anyway.

And I’m not going to write about chupacabras, not today.

Well, lately we’ve covered my ongoing love affairs with the espresso machine and Matt Damon, so those are out (although let’s not pretend you don’t want to hear even more sordid details).

Long-time readers may recall my encounter with the Big, Bad Wolf while I was a child. I’ve been thinking about that lately, but not with any fresh insight that would call for further analysis.

It’s not like I have writer’s block. My fingers are dying to express themselves; I just feel curiously empty tonight. Lately, I’ve been filling up that empty space with booze, but I think tonight I’ll just play Bejeweled 2 and then go to bed.

posted by David at 10:11 PM

Comments

Why not booze and a few rousing rounds of Bejeweled? Srsly. Booze. Teh yumz.

posted by: goblinbox on 11.11.2008 at 6:32 PM

I like booze. Tequila and Pogo go great together. Okay, I said it. Hi. I'm Pua. And I'm a Pogoholic.

A chupacabra once stole my tequila. I killed it with Jeffrey's salad shooter.

posted by: Pua on 11.12.2008 at 1:54 PM

While it may make for difficult blog content, your current state of emptiness served an invaluable purpose. I now know what happend to my beloved salad shooter.

posted by: Jeffrey on 11.12.2008 at 8:59 PM

post try take = can you send your facebook site...I've read this blog for over a year and am interested to see pictures to go with

posted by: mike on 11.19.2008 at 9:22 PM

Goblinbox: You just described every night in my household. The booze part, anyway.

Pua: I didn't know you and Jeffrey had grown so close that he would lend you his favorite sexual toy, um I mean salad convenience tool.

Jeffrey: Oh dear, a triangle!

Mike: Sure, just do a facebook search for my email address (available by clicking on my name) and there it is. I would type it but then I would get even more spam!

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